Monthly Archives: October 2005

Katamari Dacookie

Further proof that my girlfriend is several shades more creative than I. A cookiefied rendition of the game Katamari Damacy.

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Our poor cat.

Mew wanted to get into the whole Halloween vibe so she allowed k.t. to paint her a little with some food coloring.

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Halloween!

Hooray! Let’s all celebrate Satan’s birthday by eating so much candy we get diarrhea. Yeah! This is the lamest vampire ever. Me. In the Epcot shirt from, crap, fifteen or so years ago.

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You Suck

Several years ago I worked at a book publisher that specialized in books for psychologists and psychiatrists and the like. Given that there was only three or four hours of actual work for me to do on any given day, … Continue reading

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The Ascaris

A lame attempt at scientific illustration. At least I got to write anus.

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Found – MiLK + CoCo

I found this little gem at the grocery store earlier today. I hope they got their Scubby before they lost their list.

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It’s part giraffe.

Sometimes it’s fun to make-up animals. This particular freakshow is an amalgamation of several different animals. Frightening and oddly erotic.

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Wilma

Jeez. What a letdown. Being in Tampa, I knew for about a week that Wilma wasn’t going to hit us directly, but I kinda wanted to see some shit flying around. Some rain and wind. Boring. Anyhow. At 2 in … Continue reading

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Found – Call Linda

Yeah. Call Linda. Tell her about your rust-colored urine.

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Found – stitch witchery

So’s I found this grocery list on the tackily gaytarded Nascar stationary. I thought two things: Is gaytarded even a word? and What the effing heck is stitch witchery? Stitch Witchery. That sounds awesome. What the heck? Turns out it’s … Continue reading

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