Feb 28 2006
Worst. Zombie. Ever.

Feb 26 2006

Here’s my very first submission to the weekly Illustration Friday challenge thing. I made a point to not look at any of them before I drew mine, but it seems like somebody had the same idea.
Feb 26 2006
Feb 25 2006

So what an awesome trip to the Salvation Army today. Oh, yes. An autographed picture of former World Wrestling Federation Champion Tatanka. I’m considering changing my name to Dustin so it’d be like it was for me. That and I got it for a buck fifty rather than the $45 he charges for them.
Feb 22 2006
Me and k.t. were watching the Maury show today. It was a past guest update show that was to feature obese children. We are pretty sure one of these episodes is gonna show one of the kids taking a bite out of a chair or something and we want it recorded, so we taped it.

Alas, no furniture was devoured, but this one girl made a funny face and we tried to recreate it in art form.

I went all retarded and cartoony and made the poor girl look absolutely grotesque.

k.t. does a slightly less exaggerated take. I think hers is way better than mine. Let me know what y’all think in the comments. Thanks. Bye.
Feb 21 2006

I don’t know what it is with me drawing weird thalidomide victim characters all the time. Weird.
Feb 20 2006

While not anywhere near as funny as most of the craps over at Stuff On My Cat, our cat gets a little tortured every now and then.
Feb 19 2006