My 5 Year Old Weighs 230 lbs!

Me and k.t. were watching the Maury show today. It was a past guest update show that was to feature obese children. We are pretty sure one of these episodes is gonna show one of the kids taking a bite out of a chair or something and we want it recorded, so we taped it.

fat kid making a face.

Alas, no furniture was devoured, but this one girl made a funny face and we tried to recreate it in art form.

fat kid by josh

I went all retarded and cartoony and made the poor girl look absolutely grotesque.

fat kid by kt

k.t. does a slightly less exaggerated take. I think hers is way better than mine. Let me know what y’all think in the comments. Thanks. Bye.

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17 Responses to My 5 Year Old Weighs 230 lbs!

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  2. Anonymous says:

    you are jerks

  3. Rev. Josh says:

    I may be a jerk, true. But how did you happen upon this particular site. Maybe you typed fat kid into Google? Maybe? Maury show 5 year old? Something to that effect? Regardless, you don’t seem to see the humor in these pictures, that’s okay. They’re not really for you.

  4. cheese wiz says:

    i like fat people

  5. Rev. Josh says:

    I do too. I’m just afraid they’ll try to eat me when I’m not looking. Like I’m filled with candy or some shit. Which I am. Filled. Filled with delicious candy. And shit.

  6. Paul Blart Mall Cop says:

    HI yeah sher i blame the parents i suprosed she even lived that logawd so groos to be fat ew!! oh yea and that whole loiek im filled with scandy thing was so funny yeah sometime i wonder f they wana eat me too.
    lol

  7. Turkey Sammich says:

    ^^^^

    Ummm…what? I could almost translate some of that into English so that it made sense to my brain, but…not all of it.

    Tip: Pay attention to what you’re writing and re-read what you write before you post it. Oh, and use some punctuation other than a couple of exclamation points. Maybe that way you won’t end up looking like a fool. Then again, maybe you will.

    I think the drawings were funny. It’s so sad that a 5-year-old can weigh so much.

  8. Krath says:

    the comments and piccas a re equal in comedic value…

    and yes, I saw the funny side

  9. Obese 5 year olds googler says:

    haha I googled obese 5 year old on maury, this is nice
    I like

  10. sophie says:

    lol i love people who come on to obsess over grammar. its so cute ^_^ and i like looking like a fool, so its all good. but i agree with Rev. Josh, fat people kinda scare me. whats the term for that? like homophobia but for fat people… someone find that out!

  11. nicole smith says:

    hey people she is fat & needs to loose weight

  12. Anonymous says:

    y’all need to stop makin fun of her. what if that was you and we were all laughing at you then. if you wanna make fun of someone go look in the mirror, cause we all know theres defently something funny about that…

  13. Anonymous says:

    you guys are some effin retards…

  14. Anonymous says:

    and to that nicole smith chick: you’re fat and you need to loose some weight

  15. Anonymous says:

    ^^^dude what’s your problem if you are hating on this site and the people on it then just leave don’t comment on it!

  16. Anonymous says:

    WOW

  17. Anonymous says:

    how could her parents even let her get that big

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