Feb 22 2006
My 5 Year Old Weighs 230 lbs!
Me and k.t. were watching the Maury show today. It was a past guest update show that was to feature obese children. We are pretty sure one of these episodes is gonna show one of the kids taking a bite out of a chair or something and we want it recorded, so we taped it.

Alas, no furniture was devoured, but this one girl made a funny face and we tried to recreate it in art form.

I went all retarded and cartoony and made the poor girl look absolutely grotesque.

k.t. does a slightly less exaggerated take. I think hers is way better than mine. Let me know what y’all think in the comments. Thanks. Bye.




















[...] week’s topic for Illustration Friday is FAT. I decided to revisit my Maury friend and did an obese child. I could go on a Spurlockian rant about the diets of youngsters and the [...]
you are jerks
I may be a jerk, true. But how did you happen upon this particular site. Maybe you typed fat kid into Google? Maybe? Maury show 5 year old? Something to that effect? Regardless, you don’t seem to see the humor in these pictures, that’s okay. They’re not really for you.
i like fat people
I do too. I’m just afraid they’ll try to eat me when I’m not looking. Like I’m filled with candy or some shit. Which I am. Filled. Filled with delicious candy. And shit.