My 5 Year Old Weighs 230 lbs!

Feb 22 2006

Published by Rev. Josh at 6:54 pm under Art, Creatures, Gross, Pen & Ink, Pencil, Photos, kt

Me and k.t. were watching the Maury show today. It was a past guest update show that was to feature obese children. We are pretty sure one of these episodes is gonna show one of the kids taking a bite out of a chair or something and we want it recorded, so we taped it.

fat kid making a face.

Alas, no furniture was devoured, but this one girl made a funny face and we tried to recreate it in art form.

fat kid by josh

I went all retarded and cartoony and made the poor girl look absolutely grotesque.

fat kid by kt

k.t. does a slightly less exaggerated take. I think hers is way better than mine. Let me know what y’all think in the comments. Thanks. Bye.

10 responses so far

10 Responses to “My 5 Year Old Weighs 230 lbs!”

# Life Without Taffy » Faton 06 Oct 2007 at 2:20 pm

[...] week’s topic for Illustration Friday is FAT. I decided to revisit my Maury friend and did an obese child. I could go on a Spurlockian rant about the diets of youngsters and the [...]
# Anonymouson 10 Sep 2008 at 6:56 pm

you are jerks
# Rev. Joshon 11 Sep 2008 at 8:06 am

I may be a jerk, true. But how did you happen upon this particular site. Maybe you typed fat kid into Google? Maybe? Maury show 5 year old? Something to that effect? Regardless, you don’t seem to see the humor in these pictures, that’s okay. They’re not really for you.
# cheese wizon 27 Oct 2008 at 11:49 am

i like fat people
# Rev. Joshon 27 Oct 2008 at 5:43 pm

I do too. I’m just afraid they’ll try to eat me when I’m not looking. Like I’m filled with candy or some shit. Which I am. Filled. Filled with delicious candy. And shit.
# Paul Blart Mall Copon 29 Jan 2009 at 11:40 am

HI yeah sher i blame the parents i suprosed she even lived that logawd so groos to be fat ew!! oh yea and that whole loiek im filled with scandy thing was so funny yeah sometime i wonder f they wana eat me too.
lol
# Turkey Sammichon 31 Mar 2009 at 2:35 pm

^^^^

Ummm…what? I could almost translate some of that into English so that it made sense to my brain, but…not all of it.

Tip: Pay attention to what you’re writing and re-read what you write before you post it. Oh, and use some punctuation other than a couple of exclamation points. Maybe that way you won’t end up looking like a fool. Then again, maybe you will.

I think the drawings were funny. It’s so sad that a 5-year-old can weigh so much.
# Krathon 13 May 2009 at 2:59 pm

the comments and piccas a re equal in comedic value…

and yes, I saw the funny side
# Obese 5 year olds googleron 20 May 2009 at 12:05 am

haha I googled obese 5 year old on maury, this is nice
I like
# sophieon 16 Nov 2009 at 10:32 pm

lol i love people who come on to obsess over grammar. its so cute ^_^ and i like looking like a fool, so its all good. but i agree with Rev. Josh, fat people kinda scare me. whats the term for that? like homophobia but for fat people… someone find that out!