best map ever

Two things concern me about this map that I found on the way home from work today. One: The choice of landmarks. Two: The fact that it appears to be photocopied.

One: I didn’t realize that Juicy Lucy was staying so close to Kangaroo. That’s awesome. We should introduce them. Think of all they have in common. The pouches. Um. Hmm. I think that’s about it. Oh yeah, the dumb nicknames. They have that too.

Two: I’m guessing the destination is Swift on the bottom there. Are the other names the folks who are going to Swift? What about road names and stuff? Detroit can barely make it out of bed without some sort of assistance. Bastard’ll be lost as soon as he gets out the door and Cumi Mias will have to go searchin’ for him.

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