I found this electronic labeler print-out in the mail room of my apartment complex. I’m not too sure what to make of it. Was it for the mailman? Someone’s mailbox? There’s two of them, for two different people? Both for the same person to reiterate their propensity towards the dicklickery? And really, Dick Licker? Do people say that? Like adult people? It sounds like something a fifth grader would say.