Life Without Taffy

I’m always curious to see how strangers get to this here page. Mostly through Google. I’ve been checking my stats for a while and every once and a while some weird search engine term leads to my site.

No I can only speculate as to how they happened upon my site for that. I do have a pathetic mustache. But I haven’t raped anyone. Yet. The night is still young. So by request, my rapist mustache. Drawn in Flash:

First page of a weekly comick thing. Doesn’t really make sense now, but it will in the weeks to come. Maybe. Shooting for a page a week on this. Sunday or Monday updates. Maybe more than one a week? We’ll see.  Drawn digitally in Flash over scanned pencil sketch. Random starting topic/comic title pulled from a Pictionary deck.

He really should get rid of that puppet. It gives him all of these horrible ideas.

(Digital inks/colours in Flash over a shitty pen sketch.)

Jello and Pig Feet should never be that close together. Even on a grocery list.

I found a child’s notebook journal for sale in a store ages ago. I drew a couple things in it and forgot about it. I unearthed it recently and I’m thinking about starting it up again:

They keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Tasteless Jokes Illustrated #1 of series which may or may not continue (you tell me)

The stupid week or so of cold weather ruined my damn hands. Good thing I have a scanner to document such things in disturbing detail.

(What’s the blue? The stupid toilet doesn’t flush right. I have to pop the top off to fix the little plunger thing. And the 2000 Flushes cleaner thing was looking all weird and gelatinous so I poked it. Blue.)

I found this photo the day we had our first visit to the house we now live in. It was in the shed. Probably somebody who lived here before us.

I found some weirdly placed racial slurs on an electric box in Orlando and a 666 as well. They apparently hate everyone in the world according to the list there.

So I got myself a new scanner after being without for a little while. I have a huge backlog of found objects to scan and post. I collect notes and photos and crap I find. See the collection here.