I awoke to find this note from my wife on the bathroom mirror:
Yow! A BIG SPIDER! With frowny face exclamation points. Now I’m scared. Like there’s a huge tarantula or something.
Help!! Okie doke. Let’s just get a piece of cardboard to slide underneath the cup and then flip it over. See what we have here.
Well. Uh… it just… Hmm. I do believe the scariest thing in this picture is how much the garbage can in the corner is overflowing.