Creatures

Fat

May 5, 2006

fat

This week’s topic for Illustration Friday is FAT. I decided to revisit my Maury friend and did an obese child. I could go on a Spurlockian rant about the diets of youngsters and the influence of fast-food advertising and the like, but I will not.

This particular image was done in ink and watercolor. Splashes of chocolate and Cheetos were smeared into her shirt.

See some previous Illustration Fridays here.

Yellow Creep

May 2, 2006

Yellow Creep

A weird little creature on a index card. Ink and Watercolor.

See some more index card art here.

Spotted

April 14, 2006

spotted

This week’s Illustration Friday topic is Spotted. I figured the easiest way to convey this topic would be with one of my bizarre creatures. Yep. Here he is. The spotted leopard mouse. Endangered species, he is. Probably due to their genetically predisposed nature to smoke three packs a day. Weirdos. (One of these days I need to learn how to paint.)
See previous Illustration Fridays here.

nuthead

Some random guy I drew on my lunch break today. Have no idea what he’s supposed to be. Poor guy, one leg and all. At least he gets to park up real close when he goes to the stores.

Me and k.t. were watching the Maury show today. It was a past guest update show that was to feature obese children. We are pretty sure one of these episodes is gonna show one of the kids taking a bite out of a chair or something and we want it recorded, so we taped it.

fat kid making a face.

Alas, no furniture was devoured, but this one girl made a funny face and we tried to recreate it in art form.

fat kid by josh

I went all retarded and cartoony and made the poor girl look absolutely grotesque.

fat kid by kt

k.t. does a slightly less exaggerated take. I think hers is way better than mine. Let me know what y’all think in the comments. Thanks. Bye.

Thalidomide Vampire Girl

February 21, 2006

vampire girl

I don’t know what it is with me drawing weird thalidomide victim characters all the time. Weird.

That Lady With The Glasses

January 24, 2006

retarded woman.

This is a picture that I based on some retarded woman I saw on Cops. Drawn with my tablet at three in the morning.

Nameless Creature

January 19, 2006

mascot

This fella is a lame attempt at a Japanese-like mascot creature. Not too sure about the color scheme, but I kinda like him.

The Ascaris

October 26, 2005

Ascaris

A lame attempt at scientific illustration. At least I got to write anus.

It’s part giraffe.

October 25, 2005

Weird giraffe creature.

Sometimes it’s fun to make-up animals. This particular freakshow is an amalgamation of several different animals. Frightening and oddly erotic.

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