I have several bins/buckets/tins/cups of writing utensils all over the damn house. Every now and then I go through them to see what ones work and which don’t to make room for more pens and crap that I’ll throw out in a year. I made this drawing using all the pens/pencils/crayons/markers in one such box. I like him. He means business. I’ve done this a couple times before: Check out Lampreybot and Trouser Bacon.



When I started this particular series of Muppets on Meth (with Kermit here) I said that I wasn’t sure I was gonna make more than the one. All it takes is some kind words from a fan and it continues. (It’s all your fault JT) Fozzie was my favorite on the old Muppet Show. It’s sad to see him fall so far. The sores may be a little gross and over the top, but I happened to see a segment on Current the other day about meth addicts so I added them for a touch of authenticity. Any thoughts on who I should do next?

Trouser Bacon

trouser bacon

I have a toolbox full of pens and markers and pencils and crayons. Every year or so I go through it and make sure I need them all and I test the pens and such to see that they still work. I usually just scribble a few lines and that’s it. This time I decided to make a little creature with all the writing tools. Trouser Bacon? You don’t want to know, trust me.