So another gross ballpark sex moment. Damned kids. This was under the bleachers at the local little league park. So gross. Not as gross as this picture, though.
Gross
A gross urine-filled bottle. Ugh.
This week’s topic for Illustration Friday is FAT. I decided to revisit my Maury friend and did an obese child. I could go on a Spurlockian rant about the diets of youngsters and the influence of fast-food advertising and the like, but I will not.
This particular image was done in ink and watercolor. Splashes of chocolate and Cheetos were smeared into her shirt.
Me and k.t. were watching the Maury show today. It was a past guest update show that was to feature obese children. We are pretty sure one of these episodes is gonna show one of the kids taking a bite out of a chair or something and we want it recorded, so we taped it.
Alas, no furniture was devoured, but this one girl made a funny face and we tried to recreate it in art form.
I went all retarded and cartoony and made the poor girl look absolutely grotesque.
k.t. does a slightly less exaggerated take. I think hers is way better than mine. Let me know what y’all think in the comments. Thanks. Bye.
Probably my favorite picture I’ve ever taken. So gross. Sex at the little league park. How romantic. Damn kids.
Jeez. What a letdown. Being in Tampa, I knew for about a week that Wilma wasn’t going to hit us directly, but I kinda wanted to see some shit flying around. Some rain and wind. Boring. Anyhow. At 2 in the morning on the 24th, our power went out briefly. Being horribly dependent on technology and such, me and k.t had to find something to do.
With the candles and flashlights going, we made some shadow puppets onto pieces of paper. This is what I converted a simple outline into. Weird.
I freaking love zombie movies. Love them. That being the case, I like to draw zombies a lot. A lot. Here’s a nice skinless one I drew a year or so ago. Zombies rule. There’s been a sudden popularity in Hollywood to make some zombie movies, you know, for the kids. My favorite zombie movie is still the original Night of the Living Dead. Number two would have to be Dead Alive for sheer gore factor. Check it out if you haven’t seen it. Fantastic movie from Peter Jackson before he started effing around with hobbits and such.