A lame attempt at scientific illustration. At least I got to write anus.
Jeez. What a letdown. Being in Tampa, I knew for about a week that Wilma wasn’t going to hit us directly, but I kinda wanted to see some shit flying around. Some rain and wind. Boring. Anyhow. At 2 in the morning on the 24th, our power went out briefly. Being horribly dependent on technology and such, me and k.t had to find something to do.
With the candles and flashlights going, we made some shadow puppets onto pieces of paper. This is what I converted a simple outline into. Weird.
Yeah. Call Linda. Tell her about your rust-colored urine.
So’s I found this grocery list on the tackily gaytarded Nascar stationary. I thought two things: Is gaytarded even a word? and What the effing heck is stitch witchery? Stitch Witchery. That sounds awesome. What the heck? Turns out it’s just some polyamide fusible web that permanently bonds two layers of fabric together. Talk about false advertising. That’s barely witchery at all.
Yet another weird find. Somebody actually took some time, with a ruler even, to make a chart for all the medication they take. Let’s see here: Nexium, for heartburn or acid-reflux. Norvasc for hypertension and angina. Dizzy, I reckon, is self-explanatory. Pletal for intermittent claudication (pain in the legs that happens when walking and goes away with rest). Avalide for high blood pressure. Zocor to block the production of cholesterol. Pletal, again apparently. This dude is in bad freaking shape.
Another find from a youngster. I’m guessing they meant Yu-Gi-Oh!. What I don’t understand about that particular imported Japanese Anime is that the battles in the shows are done with cards. I understand having a card game based on a cartoon to recreate the battles and such of monsters and crap. Yu-Gi-Oh! actually has card battles in the dang cartoon itself. That’s retarded. Kids today are idiots.
These notebook pages I found at work one day. They were all together as if some child decided they didn’t want the pages in the book anymore. I’m not too sure which page I like better. I like the, I guess, shopping list on the lower left. You can’t get a sling without some suntan lotion. I’m turning into a goet, that’s awesome. I wish I saw this kid when they were in the store where I work. I have a feeling they were ’special’.