Our cat Mew, when not able to wake me up through ordinary means (whining, scratching the door and such) has decided the new thing is to stick her paw in my mouth. Like all the way in. Super-gross, cat. Knock it off.
If Mew decides to wake us up in the middle of the night, it’s only fair to do the same in the afternoon to her. I’ve been doing this for a while.